Baby Care 101: Eden's Tips from the Battlefront
1. Proper baby holding technique is key: Babies like to be held by the tops of their head. (And then dangled teasingly above dogs' heads. They like the thrill of danger)

2. Shaking Baby Syndrome is a myth. See! Look how much fun we're having!

3. Wagons, if improperly loaded, slow you down. Try to keep both sets of wheels on the ground.

4. On the beach, keep a keen eye out for seagulls and other birds of prey that might be looking for an easy meal.

5. Speaking of meals, always keep babies hydrated. (This is a never ending task).

6. Finally, if you do need to leave your baby with a babysitter, make sure you trust her. (Just in case, leave the sitter with a man-eating bear as well, as added security :)
